The Numbers Game

hmmm, there are somethings, you just cant do. Like we just cant fly, cant run over water, cant live without air or water and loads of other stuff. Now, as individuals, some cant play some sports, cant be good at arcades, cant play an instrument and loads of other stuff. Now, lets get to me, I cant do "Numbers". Anything to do with numbers, finance, stats, accounts, maths and everything on God's blue earth, which revolves around or has anything remotely to do with numbers, i cant do.
The reason for sharing: Result season at NBS.


T- Minus 3 Days to Financial Management Exam (72 Hours)

• First Friday Night at NBS Dorm
• Sleep: 6 hours
• Eating/ Shitting/ Internet "SURFING": an hour and 30
• Youtube (dedicated time people): an hour and 30
• STUDY finance: 14 hours.

T- Minus 2 Days to Financial Management Exam

• First Saturday at NBS Dorm
• 3rd day of constant rice 
• Sleep: 6 hours
• Eating/ Shitting/ Internet "BROWSING": 1 hour
• Youtube: 1 hour
• Study Finance: 15 hours

T- Minus 24hours to Financial Management Exam

• First Sunday at NBS Dorm
• 4th day of RICE
• Sleep: 4 hours
• Eating/Internet: 45mins
• Youtube: 30mins
• Study Finance: 17 hours

From here on, my thoughts shall guide you forth. 

T- Minus 10 mins to Exam

"I will own this paper today, Finance, not today. For far too long have you haunted me, not today"

T-Minus 30secs to Financial Management Exam

"you got this man, you're the man, you got this, nothing can stop you today, you worked too hard  for this, COME ON YASIR, COME ON, GO TIME"

T- Minus 00:00 = Financial Management Exam "MOMENT OF TRUTH"

"name, section, class, course, all done, probably should go over the instructions, dont want the teacher to trick me into something, its my time,,,"

30secs into Financial Management Exam

"Skip, I can do the next, come on,,,Come on,,Skip, I can do the next, Skip,,okaaayyyy,,,something aint right, i guess i should check, if this paper is Finance"

35secs into Financial Management Exam

"yes, it is"


30mins into Financial Management Exam


"Ne heeray, Ne heeray, Pallayen na kadi sajna noo, Ne heeray Ne heeray, Chaddyen na kadi sajna noo"


THE theory of the Kismet Kindergarten (KKG)


50 mins into Financial Management Exam


"I guess i'm done"


THE theory of the Kismet Kindergarten (KKG)


60 mins into Financial Management Exam

"hmm question mein 2 marks tu day hi dayda,,,,,is waley mein 3 tu buntey hain....hmm yaar is mein, is mein, chalo working ka 1 mil jana chahiyay,,,yeh tu poora theek hai yaar,,,,is mein koi kata tu ziyati hogi iski,,,,hmmm is mein aur is mein,,bus yaar,,100 mein se,,ajanay chahiyayyy hmmph (calculator crunching, summing up my total) bees,,20,,,oh teri phain no,,,,werh gay"


THE theory of the Kismet Kindergarten (KKG)


T- Minus 45 mins left for Financial Management Exam to end


"chal ab sense bun rahi hai,,,chal ab kitney,,,21.5...teri phain da......tujhai kia dushmani hai meray say,,,kia kerdiya hai mein ne,,,mauf ker, ya pass ker"


THE theory of the Kismet Kindergarten (KKG)


T- Minus 30 mins left for Financial Management Exam to end


"chal puttar ab tu phat gai hai, bus ker, kuch nai bunna, mausum ki enjoy kerlay, koi scene nai,,,"


THE theory of the Kismet Kindergarten (KKG)


T- Minus 25 mins left for Financial Management Exam to end


"ye kia likhi ja rahi hai,,bhai****** itney tu sawal nai hain,,,kia game hai,,,aur kia keroon mein,,,"


THE theory of the Kismet KinderGarten (KKG)


T- Minus 20 mins left for Financial Management Exam to end


i hand in the exam to one Mr. Haroon Rashid,
Haroon Rashid " so Yasir, how was it?"
Muhammad Yasir " sir, please dont check it now, saley b**d mardi aur kia chahta hai, how was it"






Now then folks, the result is out today and surprising, i don't have the lowest, but i aint in the top bracket either, well not even in the mid, but hey, im not the lowest, okay, not even the second or the third..fourrthh,,ahh ehh i am sure,.

For those wondering what THE theory of the Kismet Kindergarten (KKG) is, well im still refining it, will have to wait for the next blog (cheap marketing gimmick).

On a serious note, never, and i mean never have i put in so much effort for a exam, any exam, and it just didnt happen. so what does this mean? Numbers and i dont go along? YES, BUT, and please note its a CAPITAL BUT...i will get you. One day, finance i will get you, you cant get away with screwing me in the ass all these years and get away without even a poke, i will get you, bitch...I can fly.


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