I just hit back to bed, after what has been a long day, I have been told that I have issues conversing in urdu, figure that (I know fareed and usman are laughing their heads off, but its just usman being a jackass, inside joke)
Finally done with exams, done with MBA, sadly done with NBS (InshahAllah, result abhi ana hai). I've already blogged about school getting over and all, so I am not really sure how to go about this one, but this one has to be written. Saying our "goodbyes" the other night, Moiz sahib just put it all together perfectly, "yaara do saal bohat jaldi ghuzar gaye", following up with "blog tu bunta hai", tu sir yeh lain, market mein agiya hoon, aghay apko pata hai kia hoga merey pass.
As stated, I wrote something along the lines of how much NBS meant, so not sure how to make this entry not totally redundant.
Bright Idea Alert: Why not do a Charlie Pace again.
Finally done with exams, done with MBA, sadly done with NBS (InshahAllah, result abhi ana hai). I've already blogged about school getting over and all, so I am not really sure how to go about this one, but this one has to be written. Saying our "goodbyes" the other night, Moiz sahib just put it all together perfectly, "yaara do saal bohat jaldi ghuzar gaye", following up with "blog tu bunta hai", tu sir yeh lain, market mein agiya hoon, aghay apko pata hai kia hoga merey pass.
As stated, I wrote something along the lines of how much NBS meant, so not sure how to make this entry not totally redundant.
Bright Idea Alert: Why not do a Charlie Pace again.
Hence, roll out the "greatest hits" (Shoutout to Lost, greatest show ever, for those who havent seen it, do now, Im assuming we will have time on our hands). The list under shall envelope some of the greatest one memories, in and with the people of NBS.
Disclaimer: The following are in no particular order. Like I started off with details and all, but then the list was just pertaining to my moments, so I asked folks for the Top 5 moments in their view, and what I have now is a bucket full of moments. I am going to go with a header, following with a flashpoint, hopefully it will do justice to your memory (yes, this post is generally directed towards my class)
* Sir may I have a smoke with you (first meeting with Hammad Khan, interview day NBS)
Flashpoint: Hammad and myself stopped at a signal, Yasir "I will never leave you alone", Hammad with a WTF expression, Yasir "dude its on the back of that car.......But I mean it", laughter ensues.
*Year One End (Semester 2 ends)
Flashpoint: Abdullah Masood takes everyone into a snooker club so that we have fries and samosas on a snooker table, ghaliyaan ensue
Rain pouring, Afridi has his out of the window of the car, as the vipers wont work, goes "Sidha janey do, Sidha Sidha, mujhai kuch nazer nai araha, Sidha jao"
* Donut Doon ga, Grade loon ga.
Flashpoint: Abdullah Masood to Yasir, standing in the parking lot "yaar teachers ke saath dosti honi chahiyay, aur koi zara kerlaina chahiyay kabhi kabhi, zarori hota hai", Yasir replies "Sir, mein tu aisa nai ker sakta, kasm se dil nai maanta, meri nazer mein tu wo banda hi koi akheer kism ka g***u hoga jo yeh keray ga", Abdullah "Nai yaar, ai", cut short, Nabil running towards two screaming, "Is kaminey ne usko donuts diyay hain, isko roko aur iski sarey maro"
*Washroom? Smoking area
Flashpoint: Around 12 people inside, puffing it up, One person going "yaar chalan na hojaye", Arsalan Asad replies "aj tu ji daalley mein lay ker jana perhay ga"
*No Piss breaks in class, boy, gher se farigh hoker aya kero
Flashpoint: Sohaib Qadir, gets up, intent on answering the call of nature, which is calling, it has already texted a couple of times, magher ab call arahi hai,, just when door is in sight and eyes are bright, Haroon presses the reject button. "What the hell, do you have a bladder of an eighty year old???", Sohaib ainda kabhi bathroom nai giya class ke wakt.
*Shahrukh Khan bhi tha aik
Flashpoint: Shahrukh as I used to call him, sitting in class probably would have thought aj tu bhai stud lug raha hai, but he must have forgotten, it was Dr. Faisals class. Dr. Faisal "oye idher aho, yeh kia sastey chumrey ki jacket pehni hoi hai", Shahrukh ka dilll too-ooo-oooo-oo-t giya kiran.
*120rs to attend a Birthday
Flashpoint: Not everyday does one have to pay money to attend a birthday dinner, Well not everyday does one attend Abdullahs birthday.
*Welcome to MBA
Flashpoint: a girl apparent comes to Moiz Ishtiaq, saying how she had the chair reserved, Moiz replies by saying that it doesnt have any name tags on it. The girl says that it is rude of him, Moiz sahib politely replies "welcome to MBA, bibi".
* Zoor laga ke
Flashpoint: Rehmans car breaks down at peer sohawa, everybody is standing. A bike stops, no words are spoken, Osman sits, Everyone looks, Osman goes. Superman, yes he is.
*Superman appears again
Flashpoint: After his infamous entry during Fly Me Crazy, Superman was back at his best doing the worse possible imitation of Ra One on Chamak Challo.
*Kamrans
Flashpoint: Waqas "yaar uko bohat confidence hai apni chusson per",
Yasir laughing, keeps laughing while everyone moves on with the conversation, Nabil notices and asks "tujhai itni kyun hassi arahi hai", Yasir replies "yaar, waqasey, confidence tu tujhai bhi bohat hai apni chusson per". A facebook page of "vickychusstips" is seriously being considered
*The foreign Exchange
Flashpoint: Moiz, speaking of Nasir Saleem "Sir yeh bus external hochuka hai", Yasir replies "haan ji, isko humne Qasim day ker liya hai, Shukar howa"
*Subke paichey kaat doon ga
Flashpoint: shahrukh, mohsin, ghuffy. Kia chahta hai kitty tu?
*Nawab Dhilip Kumar in the exam hall
Flashpoint: Invigilator "yeh ap kia ker rahey hain, kia diya hai apne?"
Raheel Ali Khan "mein? mein ne tu kuch nai diya. Merey pass dainey ko kuch bhi nai hai"
*Ki? Gutterflies?
Flashpoint: ICU, the greatest play in the history of NUST, no offence, I hope non taken, we all call our play the best. Nawab Raheel dancing, just one of the highlights, but the person who stole the show, Ali Abdulllah,
Muhammad Amir, is forced on the floor by dev, Michael Jackson and the doctor. Michael takes advantage of the poor chap, sticking the viper, where the sun dont shine. RESULT= LUSTY laughs till tears come out, while licking his lips,
*Lahore Trip 1.0
Flashpoint: Boys do I need to write anything here? like seriously? if you say I do, I will edit this entry and write it. Hint- Osama Qadri us kumrey mein tha.
The legend of "Lemon/Lemoo" was born.
*Table Tennis Table
Flashpoint: Every second spent at the table. Everyone met at the table. Our bonds just got stronger because of that place, without doubt.
Nabil Toor to Asim Khan "tu mujhai jaanta nai, sarri university ko aag laga doon ga", Yes, he was holding a lighter and yes, Asim started laughing after listening to this threat.
*Nabil Bhai, Yasir Bhai
Flashpoint: Yasir Bhai.......Nabil laughing his ass off..Yasir pretending it hasnt happened. 5 Mins later, Nabil Bhai.....Yasir laughing his ass off.. Nabil pretending it never happened....2 mins later, both look at each other, and laughing their ass off.
* Sir may I have a smoke with you (first meeting with Hammad Khan, interview day NBS)
Flashpoint: Hammad and myself stopped at a signal, Yasir "I will never leave you alone", Hammad with a WTF expression, Yasir "dude its on the back of that car.......But I mean it", laughter ensues.
*Year One End (Semester 2 ends)
Flashpoint: Abdullah Masood takes everyone into a snooker club so that we have fries and samosas on a snooker table, ghaliyaan ensue
Rain pouring, Afridi has his out of the window of the car, as the vipers wont work, goes "Sidha janey do, Sidha Sidha, mujhai kuch nazer nai araha, Sidha jao"
* Donut Doon ga, Grade loon ga.
Flashpoint: Abdullah Masood to Yasir, standing in the parking lot "yaar teachers ke saath dosti honi chahiyay, aur koi zara kerlaina chahiyay kabhi kabhi, zarori hota hai", Yasir replies "Sir, mein tu aisa nai ker sakta, kasm se dil nai maanta, meri nazer mein tu wo banda hi koi akheer kism ka g***u hoga jo yeh keray ga", Abdullah "Nai yaar, ai", cut short, Nabil running towards two screaming, "Is kaminey ne usko donuts diyay hain, isko roko aur iski sarey maro"
*Washroom? Smoking area
Flashpoint: Around 12 people inside, puffing it up, One person going "yaar chalan na hojaye", Arsalan Asad replies "aj tu ji daalley mein lay ker jana perhay ga"
*No Piss breaks in class, boy, gher se farigh hoker aya kero
Flashpoint: Sohaib Qadir, gets up, intent on answering the call of nature, which is calling, it has already texted a couple of times, magher ab call arahi hai,, just when door is in sight and eyes are bright, Haroon presses the reject button. "What the hell, do you have a bladder of an eighty year old???", Sohaib ainda kabhi bathroom nai giya class ke wakt.
*Shahrukh Khan bhi tha aik
Flashpoint: Shahrukh as I used to call him, sitting in class probably would have thought aj tu bhai stud lug raha hai, but he must have forgotten, it was Dr. Faisals class. Dr. Faisal "oye idher aho, yeh kia sastey chumrey ki jacket pehni hoi hai", Shahrukh ka dilll too-ooo-oooo-oo-t giya kiran.
*120rs to attend a Birthday
Flashpoint: Not everyday does one have to pay money to attend a birthday dinner, Well not everyday does one attend Abdullahs birthday.
*Welcome to MBA
Flashpoint: a girl apparent comes to Moiz Ishtiaq, saying how she had the chair reserved, Moiz replies by saying that it doesnt have any name tags on it. The girl says that it is rude of him, Moiz sahib politely replies "welcome to MBA, bibi".
* Zoor laga ke
Flashpoint: Rehmans car breaks down at peer sohawa, everybody is standing. A bike stops, no words are spoken, Osman sits, Everyone looks, Osman goes. Superman, yes he is.
*Superman appears again
Flashpoint: After his infamous entry during Fly Me Crazy, Superman was back at his best doing the worse possible imitation of Ra One on Chamak Challo.
*Kamrans
Flashpoint: Waqas "yaar uko bohat confidence hai apni chusson per",
Yasir laughing, keeps laughing while everyone moves on with the conversation, Nabil notices and asks "tujhai itni kyun hassi arahi hai", Yasir replies "yaar, waqasey, confidence tu tujhai bhi bohat hai apni chusson per". A facebook page of "vickychusstips" is seriously being considered
*The foreign Exchange
Flashpoint: Moiz, speaking of Nasir Saleem "Sir yeh bus external hochuka hai", Yasir replies "haan ji, isko humne Qasim day ker liya hai, Shukar howa"
*Subke paichey kaat doon ga
Flashpoint: shahrukh, mohsin, ghuffy. Kia chahta hai kitty tu?
*Nawab Dhilip Kumar in the exam hall
Flashpoint: Invigilator "yeh ap kia ker rahey hain, kia diya hai apne?"
Raheel Ali Khan "mein? mein ne tu kuch nai diya. Merey pass dainey ko kuch bhi nai hai"
*Ki? Gutterflies?
Flashpoint: ICU, the greatest play in the history of NUST, no offence, I hope non taken, we all call our play the best. Nawab Raheel dancing, just one of the highlights, but the person who stole the show, Ali Abdulllah,
Muhammad Amir, is forced on the floor by dev, Michael Jackson and the doctor. Michael takes advantage of the poor chap, sticking the viper, where the sun dont shine. RESULT= LUSTY laughs till tears come out, while licking his lips,
*Lahore Trip 1.0
Flashpoint: Boys do I need to write anything here? like seriously? if you say I do, I will edit this entry and write it. Hint- Osama Qadri us kumrey mein tha.
The legend of "Lemon/Lemoo" was born.
*Table Tennis Table
Flashpoint: Every second spent at the table. Everyone met at the table. Our bonds just got stronger because of that place, without doubt.
Nabil Toor to Asim Khan "tu mujhai jaanta nai, sarri university ko aag laga doon ga", Yes, he was holding a lighter and yes, Asim started laughing after listening to this threat.
*Nabil Bhai, Yasir Bhai
Flashpoint: Yasir Bhai.......Nabil laughing his ass off..Yasir pretending it hasnt happened. 5 Mins later, Nabil Bhai.....Yasir laughing his ass off.. Nabil pretending it never happened....2 mins later, both look at each other, and laughing their ass off.
*NUMUN12
Flashpoint: Yasir formal closing ceremony speech, dressed in a hoodie, during the speech, looks at the entrance, Nabil walks in, wearing a fucking suit, "so, I was saying, ohh, hmmm, Nabil, okay, this guy, this guy is freaking awesome, and hes wearing a suit, Im not he is, He made this thing possible."
*Huts per chalain?
Flashpoint: Cheema to Yasir "tu kidher ja raha hai?", Yasir replies "Mein yaar bus aisey hi, udher", Cheema "ahan, F6", Ten people laugh, and a legend is born.
*Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner
Flashpoint: Chinatown, the batch finally comes together. Lodhi to Yasir "Sir, this should have happened earlier", Yasir "alot should have"
*Cricket Champs
Flashpoint: Arsalan Lodhi and myself, greet a batsman on to the field, sledging at its peak. Yasir "Bhai out honey ka kia scene hai?", Lodhi "sir iska jald hi scene hai", Yasir "Sir yeh dosri per hoga", Lodhi "sir lag gay, dosri nai second per", Yasir "Nai yaar, dosri per", Lodhi "lag gai phir"......pehli ke baad agli per, batsman bhai wapus they.
*Two many Afridi's spoil the Broth
Flashpoint: Imran Afridi Bowls, Imran Afridi smashes for six, Imran Afridi Bowls again, Imran Afridi misses, pashtu is exchanged on the pitch, and next thing you know, Single wicket shoro hochuki hai, Imran Afridi's ki.
*Sohaib vs Nabil
Flashpoint: Nabil sticks pen= Sohaib Shouts. Sohaib sticks finger= Nabil shouts more.
*Lahore 2.0
FlashpointS:
Top spin= first spin, yayyyy, second, yyayyyyyy, third,,silence, fourth, OH TERI Bh***, Osman baber wondering, Kaisa diya
Osama "koi ghaindoon wala hai tu market mein ajaye"
Rehman Bhai "sir, agher wo bhoot mungwa rahey hain, tu hum koi pari kyun nai mungwa laitey?"
CTC Stairs
The concept of Freewill.
Abbas's alarm ringing, no one shutting it off, Moiz "oye mega mass, isko bund ker"
*Samosa, Flour, Miracle, Favor, ******nite
Flashpoint: you still dont know what cool means, I am self obsessed. Thank you.
*Water fight 1.0 & Photo session 1.0
Flashpoint: Rehman Bhai, "Ab merey per kissi ne paani phainkha tu mein us per apna ******* phaink doon ga, aaoo na puttar hun"
*2 Tea bags please
Flashpoint: Waqas Afzal asking for another tea bag from Sarfaraz bhai, A girl goes to waqas "bohat strong chaye peetey hain ap", Waqas, smirks "raat ko jaagna jo hota hai!!!!"
*Run, Bilal, Run
Flashpoint: Hammad "Billay teri books", while a car full of ladies drive away, with billys book on the trunk. The next thing you know, Bilal Ahmed Khan, is running, with one hand on his card, and the other holding his pants up from utter shame, all the way from the parking lot, through the middle of the ground in front. everyone on the floor laughing.
*Go and Fuck yourself
Flashpoint: Need I say anything else? Never before, Never again,
KK to Osama "tumhain lugta hai, I dont know", Osama "what sir?" acting like he just lost his puppy, KK "it was you", among all the emotions, Yasir blows up with laughter
*DG
Flashpoint: "Oye Hero"
"yeh facebook per kia ghaney likhey howay they?"
Helmet
To Abbas "aptu hur rooz raat ko nazer atey hain"
Nabils salman khan point
*I am leaving the system
Flashpoint: Nabil calls Yasir, 3 am, what goes on, is better not discussed,
he leaves, we think, we probe, we unite, we stand up, we SPEAK UP, we talk, he listens, 5 hours we convince to come back, he says okay, we sit, we right, he comes, SHE comes, we go, they show, we like, monday come, we come, she dont come, they come, we say no, they hate, we sign, we wait, he calls says enjoy. We enjoy.
karegar aur capital talk
dhukaan 3 bajey bund hojaye gi,
Marriots, table tennis regime, wow,
Arsi looks at Yasir, Yasir looks at Arsi, both laugh, 8 months of marketing pass in a flash.
*Mother of all ships, Comradeship
Flashpoint: Osama "oye wo teri baberey ship doob tu nai gai?"
*We found love in a hopeless place
Flashpoint: Someone found love, dont know if he got it back, but he did, top 5 moments ballet.
*Monal and Back
Flashpoint: Abdullah Masood comes back to his room, after being ditched by the rest on a van. The boys get back, and the first thing, Osama says "oye, tu kidher chala giya tha, chal yaar rooh afzaah hi pilla day"
*Everyone who left
Flashpoint: Every single one of you is missed.
*Welcome with Nabil Toor
Flashpoint: I am not going to host with Nabil Toor
*Everyone is late once in a while
Flashpoint: Moiz Ishiaq, every class first semester
Ali Abdullah enter late in Lustys class, Lusty sarcastically "oh hello there", Ali Abdullah "hello", ignoring lusty and walks
Abbas enters 1 30 mins late, Lusty, "why were you late?", Abbas "issue tha", After the Break ends, Abbas entered 20 mins late
*Welcome, Farewell
Flashpoint: Bilal Singing,
Hammad and Yasir bist session
Abbas & Hammad gentleman awards
Osman Baber
*I am texting
Flashpoint: "mein tu text ker rahi hoon", Yasir "acha ji, yeh apney phone ki flash light bund ker ke texting kerlain"
*Zakham
Flashpoint: Akal mund ke liyay ishara qaafi hai, @arsalanasad
*Rung Rangeen
Flashpoint: people staring from the lobby upstairs+teachers ranting+gaurds howling+DG bistifying+Walls dirty+Floor turned black+eggs+rung+glitter+water+dirt everywhere+cleaning+picture session+getting barred from entering campus= perfect way to say Goodbye.
If you have gotten here, damn you are patient or seriously need to get a hobby in life. This bloody thing has gotten too long already, so I aint going to rant further. Thank you all, there are so many more, hope this can do some justice.
Stay Humble, Be Kind, Help Out, Reach Out, Stand Up, Speak up.
Flashpoint: Yasir formal closing ceremony speech, dressed in a hoodie, during the speech, looks at the entrance, Nabil walks in, wearing a fucking suit, "so, I was saying, ohh, hmmm, Nabil, okay, this guy, this guy is freaking awesome, and hes wearing a suit, Im not he is, He made this thing possible."
*Huts per chalain?
Flashpoint: Cheema to Yasir "tu kidher ja raha hai?", Yasir replies "Mein yaar bus aisey hi, udher", Cheema "ahan, F6", Ten people laugh, and a legend is born.
*Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner
Flashpoint: Chinatown, the batch finally comes together. Lodhi to Yasir "Sir, this should have happened earlier", Yasir "alot should have"
*Cricket Champs
Flashpoint: Arsalan Lodhi and myself, greet a batsman on to the field, sledging at its peak. Yasir "Bhai out honey ka kia scene hai?", Lodhi "sir iska jald hi scene hai", Yasir "Sir yeh dosri per hoga", Lodhi "sir lag gay, dosri nai second per", Yasir "Nai yaar, dosri per", Lodhi "lag gai phir"......pehli ke baad agli per, batsman bhai wapus they.
*Two many Afridi's spoil the Broth
Flashpoint: Imran Afridi Bowls, Imran Afridi smashes for six, Imran Afridi Bowls again, Imran Afridi misses, pashtu is exchanged on the pitch, and next thing you know, Single wicket shoro hochuki hai, Imran Afridi's ki.
*Sohaib vs Nabil
Flashpoint: Nabil sticks pen= Sohaib Shouts. Sohaib sticks finger= Nabil shouts more.
*Lahore 2.0
FlashpointS:
Top spin= first spin, yayyyy, second, yyayyyyyy, third,,silence, fourth, OH TERI Bh***, Osman baber wondering, Kaisa diya
Osama "koi ghaindoon wala hai tu market mein ajaye"
Rehman Bhai "sir, agher wo bhoot mungwa rahey hain, tu hum koi pari kyun nai mungwa laitey?"
CTC Stairs
The concept of Freewill.
Abbas's alarm ringing, no one shutting it off, Moiz "oye mega mass, isko bund ker"
*Samosa, Flour, Miracle, Favor, ******nite
Flashpoint: you still dont know what cool means, I am self obsessed. Thank you.
*Water fight 1.0 & Photo session 1.0
Flashpoint: Rehman Bhai, "Ab merey per kissi ne paani phainkha tu mein us per apna ******* phaink doon ga, aaoo na puttar hun"
*2 Tea bags please
Flashpoint: Waqas Afzal asking for another tea bag from Sarfaraz bhai, A girl goes to waqas "bohat strong chaye peetey hain ap", Waqas, smirks "raat ko jaagna jo hota hai!!!!"
*Run, Bilal, Run
Flashpoint: Hammad "Billay teri books", while a car full of ladies drive away, with billys book on the trunk. The next thing you know, Bilal Ahmed Khan, is running, with one hand on his card, and the other holding his pants up from utter shame, all the way from the parking lot, through the middle of the ground in front. everyone on the floor laughing.
*Go and Fuck yourself
Flashpoint: Need I say anything else? Never before, Never again,
KK to Osama "tumhain lugta hai, I dont know", Osama "what sir?" acting like he just lost his puppy, KK "it was you", among all the emotions, Yasir blows up with laughter
*DG
Flashpoint: "Oye Hero"
"yeh facebook per kia ghaney likhey howay they?"
Helmet
To Abbas "aptu hur rooz raat ko nazer atey hain"
Nabils salman khan point
*I am leaving the system
Flashpoint: Nabil calls Yasir, 3 am, what goes on, is better not discussed,
he leaves, we think, we probe, we unite, we stand up, we SPEAK UP, we talk, he listens, 5 hours we convince to come back, he says okay, we sit, we right, he comes, SHE comes, we go, they show, we like, monday come, we come, she dont come, they come, we say no, they hate, we sign, we wait, he calls says enjoy. We enjoy.
karegar aur capital talk
dhukaan 3 bajey bund hojaye gi,
Marriots, table tennis regime, wow,
Arsi looks at Yasir, Yasir looks at Arsi, both laugh, 8 months of marketing pass in a flash.
*Mother of all ships, Comradeship
Flashpoint: Osama "oye wo teri baberey ship doob tu nai gai?"
*We found love in a hopeless place
Flashpoint: Someone found love, dont know if he got it back, but he did, top 5 moments ballet.
*Monal and Back
Flashpoint: Abdullah Masood comes back to his room, after being ditched by the rest on a van. The boys get back, and the first thing, Osama says "oye, tu kidher chala giya tha, chal yaar rooh afzaah hi pilla day"
*Everyone who left
Flashpoint: Every single one of you is missed.
*Welcome with Nabil Toor
Flashpoint: I am not going to host with Nabil Toor
*Everyone is late once in a while
Flashpoint: Moiz Ishiaq, every class first semester
Ali Abdullah enter late in Lustys class, Lusty sarcastically "oh hello there", Ali Abdullah "hello", ignoring lusty and walks
Abbas enters 1 30 mins late, Lusty, "why were you late?", Abbas "issue tha", After the Break ends, Abbas entered 20 mins late
*Welcome, Farewell
Flashpoint: Bilal Singing,
Hammad and Yasir bist session
Abbas & Hammad gentleman awards
Osman Baber
*I am texting
Flashpoint: "mein tu text ker rahi hoon", Yasir "acha ji, yeh apney phone ki flash light bund ker ke texting kerlain"
*Zakham
Flashpoint: Akal mund ke liyay ishara qaafi hai, @arsalanasad
*Rung Rangeen
Flashpoint: people staring from the lobby upstairs+teachers ranting+gaurds howling+DG bistifying+Walls dirty+Floor turned black+eggs+rung+glitter+water+dirt everywhere+cleaning+picture session+getting barred from entering campus= perfect way to say Goodbye.
If you have gotten here, damn you are patient or seriously need to get a hobby in life. This bloody thing has gotten too long already, so I aint going to rant further. Thank you all, there are so many more, hope this can do some justice.
Stay Humble, Be Kind, Help Out, Reach Out, Stand Up, Speak up.
excellent attempt
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